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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 09:19

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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From Russia With Love

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.